dear brad

(courtesy pop sugar)

dear brad,

i hope you had a nice time at the art thingy.

well, i just don't know how to begin.

there is something wrong....really wrong.

it is on your chin.

i think you might even

have added some jewelry and that cannot be....it just cannot.

i am not sure why angelina has

not told you (jen would have for sure)...

but, that growth on your face is...well...unkept....

and justgross looking.

have you noticed others looking at you?

no, i mean really staring at your chin?

i really think you should shave it off.

no, brad, i have to say it must be done now.

it is a dirty shame.

as a mom of young kiddos, i know the luxury of having time to shave your

legs. it just does not happen every day.

and, as a dad of many, many children, you must struggle

with the making time for razors.

but, friend, there comes a time when we, as parents of young

ones, have to make time for ourselves and shave.

and... with Christmas coming....

do you want others to start asking you for Christmas presents

because you look like santa?

anyway, i really though i needed to be honest and tell you how i felt.

truly. many people are

talking about it, but i wanted to be a real friend

and just tell you about all the hype.

here's to buying shaving cream!

your friend,

amy